feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via 100kplusnotes)

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via waakeme-up)