blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

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kati3lady:

Remember the episode of Zoey 101 Chase texted Zoey he loved her and hER FUCKING PHONE FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN IM STILL MAD

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  • teacher: some people did really well in the test and it's obvious they studied hard but sadly some people did not
  • me: the @ feature is free hunny